I’ve been seeing this nonsense everywhere lately: the “infinity dress” or “multi-way dress” or whatever. This is a dress usually made out of really unflattering, shiny jersey material that you can wrap yourself in in like 20-50 different ways. First of all, that is too many damn ways. I guess if you lost all your clothes in a terrible accident, you might need to wear the same dress 20 different ways, but otherwise I don’t see the point. Secondly, you need an advanced engineering degree from MIT to wrap yourself in most of these “ways.” What is going on? Why should I need a Youtube tutorial to help me to put my dress on? This is madness. —V

I’ve been seeing this nonsense everywhere lately: the “infinity dress” or “multi-way dress” or whatever. This is a dress usually made out of really unflattering, shiny jersey material that you can wrap yourself in in like 20-50 different ways. First of all, that is too many damn ways. I guess if you lost all your clothes in a terrible accident, you might need to wear the same dress 20 different ways, but otherwise I don’t see the point. Secondly, you need an advanced engineering degree from MIT to wrap yourself in most of these “ways.” What is going on? Why should I need a Youtube tutorial to help me to put my dress on? This is madness. —V